"Let's just be friends!"
"Why can't we ever just have a normal night out?!"
"Was it you, that time on the Snuggle Couch? That wasn't you? Hey, that's cool... I don't remember it either."
Those are my top three things to say the first time I meet someone. I also like to respond to, "Nice to meet you," with a straight-faced, "Cut the crap! I'm sick of your lies!"
TheSovietChairman (is really tired. Excuse my silliness.)
Mar 5, 2010
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